SILLY SATURDAY


SURFIN' GRANNY (aka 'Mimi')

Grandma's on the net again,
the kitchen's not her home.
She used to make us cherry pies,
and call us on the phone.
She would talk to us for hours;
now she leaves us all alone.
We miss her homemade biscuits,
and I'll make this little bet,
If you want to contact Grandma,
you'll have to surf the net.

Grandma's surfing on the net, you bet,
she's surfing on the net.
We've been calling her all morning
and we haven't got her yet.
She's on the E-mail network,
with her electronic friends...
If you want to talk to Grandma,
you'll have to surf the net.

She's never surfed at Malibu
or caught a wave at Waikiki.
She's never seen a surfboard:
hang ten doesn't mean a thing.
She's never met a beach-bum..
Moon Doggie is just a pup.
But when she heads for her computer,
you know the surf is up.

Grandma's getting older and
her eyes are getting dim.
Her ramdom access memory is
half of what it's been.
When Grandpa comes to call on her,
she'll say "I can't go yet!"
He'll have to wait for Grandma
cause she's surfing on the net.

2 comments:

bp said...

How funny!

Marsha said...

Oh my! Too funny! Sad but true of me and you!