Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.

especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

4 comments:
Oh my, Susan! I'm rolling on the floor with laughter! At first I really thought you were talking about your grandfather, then I got it! Thanks for the laugh!
I love the music selection you had today too! THis is great!
Susan,
That was hilarious! Especially the 'washing your mouth out with chocolate'!
Thank you for the laughs! :)
Miriam
Susan,
This was very funny! Thanks for sharing.
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