THE IMPORTANCE OF WALKING




Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.


I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.



I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.


The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.


I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

4 comments:

Marsha said...

Oh my, Susan! I'm rolling on the floor with laughter! At first I really thought you were talking about your grandfather, then I got it! Thanks for the laugh!

bp said...

I love the music selection you had today too! THis is great!

Redeemed By His Love said...

Susan,
That was hilarious! Especially the 'washing your mouth out with chocolate'!
Thank you for the laughs! :)
Miriam

Susan B said...

Susan,
This was very funny! Thanks for sharing.