Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:
Herman's Hermits ---

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr ---

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees ---

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---

I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---

Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---

A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---

You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---

Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---

It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And my favorite:
Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again