FUNNY Friday

REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS

Artery.....................The study of paintings
Bacteria..................Back door to cafeteria
Barium....................What to do when patients die
Benign.....................What you be after you be eight
Caesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan....................Searching for Kitty
Cauterize.................Made eye contact with her
Colic.........................A sheep dog
Coma.......................A punctuation mark
D&C.........................Where Washington is
Dilate.......................To live long
Enema.....................Not a friend
Fester......................Quicker than someone else
Fibula......................A small lie
G.I.Series.................World Series of military baseball
Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on
Labor Pain................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff.............A Doctor's cane
Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates...................Cheaper than day rates
Node........................I knew it
Outpatient................A person who has fainted
Pap Smear................A fatherhood test
Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative..........A letter carrier
Recovery Room..........Place to do upholstery
Secretion.................Hiding something
Seizure.....................Roman emperor
Tablet......................A small table
Terminal Illness..........Getting sick at the airport
Tumor.....................More than one
Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
Varicose..................Near by

2 comments:

Marsha said...

This is TOO FUNNY! May I swipe this for my blog? Thanks so much for the laugh this morning.

And thank you for your prayers, too. They'd be appreciated throughout the day yet.

susansspace said...

Sure, Marsha! I may return the favor by using the 409 song when I post some pictures of Justin.
Hope today goes well for you!
Still praying..........