It's my story, and I'm sticking to it....
(well, maybe the first seven, anyway!)

*I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

*I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible.

*I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

*I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home.

*I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

*I don't pull weeds in the garden because ... I wouldn't want to mess with God's design.

*I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again.

*I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

*I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press."

(You think I'm kidding?) S: )

By the way, don't forget to turn your clocks back one hour tonight!
Yea! An extra hour of sleep!!

1 comment:

Abounding Treasures said...

Some of these are hilarious!!

I really don't iron, as a rule -- I find if I remove items from the dryer AS SOON AS the buzzer goes, nothing is wrinkled :o)

Blessings ...