Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should people over 60 use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with
short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should seniors look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds
when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember all these!"
The Senility Prayer
God, grant me the Senility
to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
the good fortune
to run into the ones that I do,
and the eyesight
to tell the difference.
Now that I'm older,
here's what I've discovered:
I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it...
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Everyone needs to enjoy
a little light-hearted humor
now & then!
(Thanks, Marsha,
So funny!!)
